Stupid TouristsWhat's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
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chthonic, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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RTF Bible!On honeymoon in Malta, we're taking a break from shagging, drinking and windsurfing by going round the 3000BC megaliths at Ggantija. The guide is explaining that the temple torch was kept burning permanently. ANGLO tourist asks:
"When did they let it go out?"
"Oh, when the islands were converted by St. Paul"
"I thought St. Paul was a Londoner"
Marvellous.
(, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:57, Reply)
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