Stupid TouristsWhat's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
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chthonic, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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Where the hell do they come from?I was in St Ives market in Cambridgeshire today. It was busy, there were market stalls selling everything from fruit & veg to dodgy Gucci sunglasses. People everywhere, get the picture. Some thick Froggy bird actually came up and asked me "Is zees ze market place?" Where the hell did she think she was? In a park, in the cinema, up a fucking chimney or what? Of course I didn't actually say that to her, I just nodded and called her a cunt.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:14,
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