Stupid TouristsWhat's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
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chthonic, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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New ZealandOverheard this conversation between my Kiwi Friend and a Dumb American in England:
DA: So where are y'from?
KF: New Zealand.
DA: Is that near England.
KF: No.
DA: Do you speak New Zealand?
KF: What?
DA: Do you speak New Zealand? New Zealandy? Say something in your native language.
KF: OK - fuck off.
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thealternativefact, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 13:21,
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