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What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"

(, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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I'm standing in RIGHT IN front of Edinburgh castle.

English (not American) people drive up in a car. One of them leans out and shouts to me.

'EEYA, WHEYARS EMBRA CARSOL?'

It's right there, I say

'OH' they say

'ISABITSMALLINNIT?'

*blank look*

It's all there is, I'm afraid

And then they drove off. Delightful.
(, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 17:18, Reply)

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