Stupid Tourists
What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
( , Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
( , Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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i work at a pub on the isle of wight, with an outside terrance facing southwards overlooking the english channel
a member of the great british touring public said to me 'is that small white object over there france' ?
the reply was ...
'no mate, thats a P&O ferry, and its moving'
hmmmm
( , Tue 12 Jul 2005, 22:12, Reply)
i work at a pub on the isle of wight, with an outside terrance facing southwards overlooking the english channel
a member of the great british touring public said to me 'is that small white object over there france' ?
the reply was ...
'no mate, thats a P&O ferry, and its moving'
hmmmm
( , Tue 12 Jul 2005, 22:12, Reply)
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