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What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"

(, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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Well you know...
....as stupid as we Yanks/Merkins/whatever are, we have never been banned as a nationality from hotels in Mallorca due to our penchant for swilling truckloads of alcohol, punching anyone within range and puking said truckload all over the police wagon. Not to mention certain silly behavio(u)r at "football" matches in foreign countries...

insert your Iraq comment here: ______________

I like the British, I really do - but you'd best learn how to better handle your liquor and temper. And have you taken a look in the mirror lately? You're quickly catching up in the lard-ass red-faced competition with all that pre-processed shit from Amerika you've been eating.

(, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 9:28, Reply)

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