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What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"

(, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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My good friend, Davemund, was in America...
And he went to some, God awful, magic show. The "Magician" called him out to the stage and told him to say an item of clothing to the magician's dog. Davemund says "Trousers."

The dumb mutt came back with a bra...

He said he got a lot of funny looks.
(, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 16:13, closed)

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