Stupid Tourists
What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
( , Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
( , Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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so today ima in d hospital just had ma appendix removed n itz ma 18th on fri should hopefully be out 2mo happy bou that as ive been here since monday n they starved me 4 29 hours den gave me 1 slice of toast but 2 the question a chinese visitor 2 the ward upon hearing i'd had ma appendix removed exclaimed but how your not a business report!!! apologies bout grammar n txt lang used ima jus in sum pain but ma meds r here so ima off
PEace b3tarians!!!
length jokes went with d appendix
( , Wed 13 Jul 2005, 21:15, Reply)
so today ima in d hospital just had ma appendix removed n itz ma 18th on fri should hopefully be out 2mo happy bou that as ive been here since monday n they starved me 4 29 hours den gave me 1 slice of toast but 2 the question a chinese visitor 2 the ward upon hearing i'd had ma appendix removed exclaimed but how your not a business report!!! apologies bout grammar n txt lang used ima jus in sum pain but ma meds r here so ima off
PEace b3tarians!!!
length jokes went with d appendix
( , Wed 13 Jul 2005, 21:15, Reply)
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