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What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"

(, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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Huge apologies for this but I have to get this off my chest.

I think my neighbour saw me & Hand Solo practicing with the pink light saber, through a chink in the curtains, last week.

Her grown up daughter (!) was round today and said her mum had been round to the house on saturday night but got no reply.

I was 10 feet from the front door until 2am and I didnt hear anything.

Except for the fat russian prostitute gasping on the pron movie, at a good volume too, as the Mrs was out! I now fear she turned up, looked through the window and just caught a glimpse of The Eel!

Mrs now asking where was I? Oh No!

(, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 22:05, Reply)

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