Summer Holidays'We're all going on a summer holiday, and if you want to go yo Sven' rapped hip hop heavyweight MC Miker G - and it's as true today as it was way back in 1986. Holidays are a time for us to relax, unwind...and disgrace ourselves and our nations. Tell us about your best and worst holiday experiences. Again.
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And you own property in France, so I clearly win(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 4 Aug 2015, 12:40,
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I just had a lovely swim in the lake.Just me and the obligatory 80 year old frenchman doing incredibly slow backstroke up and down all day.
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My girlfriend's doing that at her lakewhich doesn't have a Frenchman in it, so is therefore better.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 4 Aug 2015, 12:54,
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I assume her massive slavic beak will break the year-round ice.(, Tue 4 Aug 2015, 13:29, closed)
Haha, yes, because it's the Poles who are famous for big nosesNot the French, oh no, not at all. I'm surprised your wife doesn't rent out her nostrils as wind tunnels.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 4 Aug 2015, 13:32,
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Nose? I'm talking about the whole slavic skull: receding brow, mongoloid cheeks, chimp-like muzzle.(, Tue 4 Aug 2015, 20:16, closed)
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