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'We're all going on a summer holiday, and if you want to go yo Sven' rapped hip hop heavyweight MC Miker G - and it's as true today as it was way back in 1986. Holidays are a time for us to relax, unwind...and disgrace ourselves and our nations. Tell us about your best and worst holiday experiences. Again.

(, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 10:26)
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The Go-Go's infamous backstage video:
I found it years ago when Video Search of Miami was still in operation. Honestly, it is totally NOT WORTH IT. Yes, the Go-Go's are seen for a good portion of the video, unfortunately the ENTIRE video is showing some guy, obviously high on drugs, trying to talk them into having sex while he sits on a toilet masturbating. The Go-Go's look a bit out of it and barely say anything until they eventually just wander off leaving the guy masturbating on the toilet while for some unexplainable reason whoever is holding the camera just keeps filming. I fast forwarded through hoping the scene would change and as I recall there was probably two or three minutes of the Go-Go's in a motel room at the end of the tape. I think they say something about getting beer and then the tape ends.

I promptly threw the tape away.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 18:27, 1 reply)
This is some bullsh!t.
Anyone else feel this way?

After this summer I am going to hit up the tanning beds 1-2 times per week.

I seriously believe that being tan with white teeth is a fukcing key to overall attractiveness.

For all the males who tan out their, do you let this be known to your friends?
My friends would seriously make fun of me if they heard I was wen tanning.

Another question-
Lets say after the summer I have a good tan, would hitting the tanning bed 1-2 times per week maintain this tan?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 12:45, 6 replies)
I read the 14 Polish phrases, I didn't find any of them "hilarious"
Also, my boyfriend doesn't work out and has a weak, flabby boddy. He has a massive cock, though. I can't work out whether I should be upset.

Is it Thursday yet?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 12:44, 2 replies)
Two Hats Fact of the Day:
His favourite Phil Collins song is Two Hearts from the film Buster.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 10:23, 1 reply)

(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 15:36, 7 replies)
Like David Cameron I holiday in Cornwall every year
Mainly because I'm a povvo and can't afford to go much further than my own back garden.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 15:06, 2 replies)
its been the average for me for years,
thing is they say you should be getting 8/9 hours sleep a night,am i not going to make good gains on 5/6 hours?
thing is by the time ive got my kids to settle down,and then got myself ready its around 11pm,now i'm not the sort of person that can just shut off and fall asleep in 5 mins,takes me around an hour to drift off so on average i'l get to sleep around 12pm.i usualy wake around 5/6am,even when i don't set my alarm at weekends.i have to get up for work at 6.30am.
and i never nap in the day.i'm not strugling with my workouts or anything,and feel ok.and making small progress in weight lifted.been at it for 10 months.
so is it realy that important,or am i wasting my time?there's no way i'm gonna get 8/9 hours in.any of you guys/gals get make good progress on this amount of sleep.?

hope this hasn't sent you to sleep.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 14:01, 6 replies)
Thank you for coming.

(, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 13:11, 4 replies)
Why do men get skidmarks but not ladies?
Obviously not all men do, but the vast majority I have come across do...
Also it's true some women may but being a woman myself I can't say I do...
Is it because we get taught how to wipe properly at a young age? Or because we have vaginas?
We both have bums and poo so what's going on?!?
(, Sun 9 Aug 2015, 20:31, 25 replies)

(, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 13:45, 7 replies)
My girlfriend is getting second hand swole-shamed
My girlfriend told me today that on several different occasions her friends would say things to her like, "Don't you get tired of all those muscles?" and "Is he self absorbed and just lift weights all day?"
We both found this perplexing. Once the swole has come upon you it only takes about an hour a day to maintain, my gym time is actually a pretty quick and doesn't interfere with our relationship at all.
And as for the getting tired of all the muscles talk...well I told her to ask them if their boyfriend's flabby, weak bodies were a constant turn on.
(, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 10:07, 38 replies)

(, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 9:17, 10 replies)
Dear Richie. I am in the pube with the holeday moaney

(, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 12:42, 3 replies)

nudist beach resort
nothing but embarrassment
micropenis woes
(, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 12:29, 2 replies)
show us your willy

(, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 11:29, 8 replies)

(, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 11:26, 3 replies)
Is this still going?
Im currently on holiday, spending a month in Yorkshire.
ok so its not Cannes but I'm enjoying seaside fish and chips and trips out into the stunning moors and dales.
If anyone has any recommendations for a jolly jaunt in the north york moors area please let me know.
I might even get to try the Teesside delicacy of a parmo
(, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 0:43, 14 replies)
I often instruct Paolo to berth the ketch in at Capri this time of year
We spend our nights drinking at the waterfront bars, gambling Pinochle with the Sicilian waiters, before retiring to the villa where we do lines of cocaine off the backs of the Slovenian prostitutes Paolo has purchased for us. A few days of peacock hunting during languorous summer afternoons and I begin to long to be at sea once more.... Ah, who am I kidding. I'm in a caravan in a field in Hastings, same as every year
(, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 23:40, 1 reply)

(, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 13:48, 5 replies)
Portugal in a few weeks, daughter starts school in September, so we can't just fuck off whenever.
The miserable twats who run education can fine you if you take term time leave. As if infant school won't be just colouring in and listening to stories, and possibly looking at the class hamster. It's hardly child genius.
(, Tue 4 Aug 2015, 20:31, 19 replies)
When I was at school there was a guy who was always making inappropriate comments about his slightly older sister
Things of a sexual nature, how attractive she was, how he'd like to have sex with her, that sort of thing. Problem is, we always laughed it off as him just trying to be shocking, but the sincerity of his tone and the frequency of these comments made me think that maybe he was in some way serious.
Long story short, my PC doesn't have a dedicated PS/2 keyboard port, only USB, meaning that I can't access the boot up menu. Is there a way around this?
(, Tue 4 Aug 2015, 13:43, 21 replies)
I don't like summer; never have, never will
The idea of paying money, my money, money I worked hard for, to some fake-tanned slapper in a travel agency who's probably called Joy and who is having an affair, for the privilege of wasting two days in departure lounges, cramped buses and extortionate taxis in order to get to a place where the water feels wrong, the food is Russian roulette for the digestive tract, and all there is to do is plod and trudge around sights under the incessant glare of a too-hot sun - that's just fucking wrong. What muppet dreamt that shit up? What foul incredible genius managed to convince the world that holidays, summer holidays, are something we should enjoy, we should demand, we should fucking pay for out of our own pockets?

I see it like the naughty dog having its nose rubbed in its own shit. "You see this developing nation, you dirty Westerner? You see how they oppress their women and don't understand hygiene or paying tax to support critical infrastructure? This is where you'd be, unshaven and splattered with the faeces of three different species, if we hadn't raised you up and made you do some decent work. We give you the time off and the free cash to spend so that you can travel to these piss-stinking arseholes of so-called civilisation, so that you can come back home and appreciate what you've got." Summer holidays are like some bastardised moral lesson for idiot adults, which hasn't worked. Much like the dog returns to his own shit to scoff down a faceful, so too do the mindless Iceland-burger-eating Ingerlanders, with their chubby kids in tow, enjoy the session of dicking around the coast of a failed economy, slurping up grease and alcohol while developing skin cancer. The whole thing is utterly incomprehensible.

And if I were a mod, I wouldn't drag this question out for a whole fucking month either.
(, Tue 4 Aug 2015, 8:29, 52 replies)
I am on holiday now
And still the same shit question is here "unknown" you dribbling fucking mess. Sort it out. Even McChinaWank was better than you.
(, Tue 4 Aug 2015, 2:41, 3 replies)
So you been to school
For a year or two
And you know you've seen it all
In daddy's car
Thinkin' you'll go far
Back east your type don't crawl

Play ethnicky jazz
To parade your snazz
On your five grand stereo
Braggin' that you know
How the niggers feel cold
And the slums got so much soul

It's time to taste what you most fear
Right Guard will not help you here
Brace yourself, my dear:

It's a holiday in Cambodia
It's tough, kid, but it's life
It's a holiday in Cambodia
Don't forget to pack a wife

You're a star-belly sneech
You suck like a leach
You want everyone to act like you
Kiss ass while you bitch
So you can get rich
But your boss gets richer off you

Well you'll work harder
With a gun in your back
For a bowl of rice a day
Slave for soldiers
Till you starve
Then your head is skewered on a stake

Now you can go where people are one
Now you can go where they get things done
What you need, my son:.

Is a holiday in Cambodia
Where people dress in black
A holiday in Cambodia
Where you'll kiss ass or crack

Pol Pot, Pol Pot, Pol Pot, Pol Pot, [etc]

And it's a holiday in Cambodia
Where you'll do what you're told
A holiday in Cambodia
Where the slums got so much soul
(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 17:40, 10 replies)
I went for a holiday
And when I came back qotw was still asking the same fucking question.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 16:09, Reply)
Just got back from mine
I had a very nice time, thanks for asking. Might go again next year.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 15:03, 5 replies)
Nazi way to do it...
We'd been away for a week to the Scottish highlands and, on the way back, found ourselves in Tebay services in Cumbria, on the southbound side, at about 2am. I used to have a bit of a soft spot for Tebay, thanks to its policy of allegedly only using local produce and providing half-decent cooked meals, but it's almost as bad as everywhere else now, only more expensive.

It's dead - there's only us and the two girls who work there, when I'm suddenly aware of the sound of conversation. I look up to see two men dressed in full Nazi regalia (black uniforms - SS, I presumed) stood at the counter.

One of the girls asked them if they wanted tea and they totally ignored her. She asked them again, whereupon one said 'Not you - get the Aryan one to do it", and waved his hand imperiously towards her blonde colleague. They then strutted around the food area with their hands behind their backs until their order arrived, whereupon they picked up their disposable cups and disappeared into the cold, dark Cumbrian night. We just looked at each other and shook our heads.

Now call me naive, but I automatically assumed they were extras from a TV something that was being made locally and, as we left, I asked one of the girls where they were filming.

'Oh, no - they come in here once a month", she said. 'They always dress like that..."
(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 11:57, 2 replies)
Every year I spend a week caravanning in the northbound car park of Keele services on the M6

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 20:44, Reply)

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