Party Tricks and Secret Talents
Everyone (okay, *most* people) has a party trick or little piece of skill they can pull out when they need to show off. Tell us how you impressed everyone (then drove away in your Honda Accord), or alternatively how you fell flat on your face.
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McChinaman banned, Thu 14 May 2015, 17:24)
i can wiggle my ears
and fit my fist in my mouth.
i do have small hands, though.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 May 2015, 15:40,
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I bet I could fit my fist in your mouth and I have massive hands.
I would change you from Smash Monkey to Smash Mouth. (Contrived to mention an obscure band)
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 17 May 2015, 20:31,
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you are an all star bell end
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 17 May 2015, 20:48,
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depends how fast you can move with no legs
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:56,
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but I have legs
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 18 May 2015, 19:25,
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i thought you had wheels!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:25,
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Me too, just the one hand though
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Beadlesdiddyhand, Wed 20 May 2015, 2:38,
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