Yeah, they're about as accurate as your guesstimate of my age
What puzzles me is why such an obviously worthy and lofty academic as yourself couldn't keep his shit together and prevent himself from getting banned off of qotw
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 May 2015, 10:15, 1 reply)

quite accurate then

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 20 May 2015, 10:23, closed)

Here's a bit of advice, Sam.
If you're going to try to take the piss out of someone, try not to base it solely on details that they themselves have revealed to you mainly for the purposes of winding you up in the first place, or which are pure invention from the likes of such dazzling intellects as Rory Lyon and Monty Boyce. It tends to make you look like a bit of an idiot yourself.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 May 2015, 10:33, closed)

A masterpiece of trolling.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 May 2015, 10:39, closed)

I'm trying not to excite him too much
We all know what happens when he goes "Full Shambo"
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 May 2015, 10:41, closed)

yeah ... like you'll ever manage to have kids

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 20 May 2015, 10:53, closed)

I imagine I'll have the same number of kids as you do

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:09, closed)

imagination is all you've got

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:17, closed)

That makes two of us
but seriously, wouldn't you like to have your own kids one day?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:26, closed)

see ... when you attempt actual trolling you're really very bad at it

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:29, closed)

So he knows your real name but doesn't know you have kids?
He's a total fairholme
( Peej, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:31, closed)

I know his wife has kids

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:31, closed)

TTT

( Peej, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:47, closed)

Good luck with that.

( Peej, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:22, closed)

oh man you've done it again
you've pretended to be that tragic Rob caricature who once tried to add me on Facebook and made me sneer at you

I am such an easy target

:(

fedora
(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 20 May 2015, 10:49, closed)

Oh noes, you've revealed that a certain author once gave us the rights to film one of his stories
I am so ashamed
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 May 2015, 10:58, closed)

I know right?
Imagine if you'd had any talent and it hadn't completely flopped at the kickstarter stage!
(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:02, closed)

Eh, shooting on an aeroplane costs about £12,000 a day
and given that half the script takes place on an aeroplane it was always going to be a gamble whether we could raise the money or not.

Oh noes, how embarrassing. So, about that night you got banned from b3ta then?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:19, closed)

You have also been banned from B3ta if I remember rightly

( Peej, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:23, closed)

Nope, not me soz
"a member for 11 years, 5 months and 5 days"
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:25, closed)

"member"

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:28, closed)

Doesn't mean you weren't banned
Shambles was banned, his ban expired same as yours.
( Peej, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:30, closed)

In that case I look forward to Dr. Shambolic posting in qotw again

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:33, closed)

He's posting in Talk he quite clearly isn't banned I'm assuming that he isn't going to post in QFTW again under that name because it bothers you for some reason.

( Peej, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:46, closed)

I love the way you're making his excuses for him

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:48, closed)

I love the way you still think he is banned when he clearly isn't and therefore doesn't need excuses

( Peej, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:49, closed)

b3ta.com/questions/talents/post2513976
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:50, closed)

Why should he?

( Peej, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:51, closed)

b3ta.com/questions/talents/post2513980
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:53, closed)

Aww bless, that was a question, not an excuse.
Here's another question, if he clearly isn't banned from b3ta why is it so important to you that he post on qftw? Would it make you feel better? At least if he doesn't you can pretend to yourself that you are right and he is banned, have a little victory and maybe have a wank over it in the toilets.
( Peej, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:56, closed)

What does any of this have to do with you, little doggie?

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:58, closed)

I just like fishing. I get hard everytime you reply.
Plus I want to see you get banned for posting more down syndrome pictures so I reply in the hope that you do it.
( Peej, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:59, closed)

Believe me, when someone's as much of a disabled parking space as you are, it is tempting

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:00, closed)

You couldn't even help replying to Dozer, even though only a few people know that Vampires of Soho has anything to do with you
They fish and you bite every single time. Its like you want the world to see how tragic you really are. You think a pathetic attempt at an insult gives you an instant Internet victory. You've gone totally fairholme.
( Peej, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:04, closed)

Either that, or I'm bored and I like winding up Shambo
I'm hoping he'll break out some more screenshots, that was hilarious
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:09, closed)

Yes dear, replying to Dozers bait is definitely winding up Shambo
You can't help yourself
( Peej, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:10, closed)

Dozer didn't bite
Shambo did
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:16, closed)

OK as you are incable of working it out for yourself I shall make it clearer.
BAIT - I saw Vampires of Soho at InFest.

(Dozy Dozy D Buttmunch [mod], Mon 18 May 2015, 21:50, Ignore, Blackflag, Delete, Edit, Reply, I like this!)

BITE - Yes, of course you did
*pats on head*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee will model for Lego [mod], Tue 19 May 2015, 11:33, Ignore, Blackflag, Delete, Edit, Reply, I like this!)

You say nothing and this whole thread where you look stupid never happens. You're your own worst enemy. People only post after they see you take the bait, its painfully easy and you bite every single time.
( Peej, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:19, closed)

I don't understand
Can you explain it again please?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:20, closed)

I know you don't
and no
( Peej, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:26, closed)

Aw, I was enjoying all those long posts you wrote
to tell me how much I was biting
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:28, closed)

You just keep doing it.

( Peej, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:34, closed)

Doing what?

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:41, closed)

The only person here who's ever been banned from b3ta is you, petal.

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:26, closed)

again, you're thinking of someone else
I'm not the one hanging out on qotw under a sock-puppet alias because I blew my load all over an Australian
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:28, closed)

THAT HAIRCUT WAS FIVE YEARS AGO!

( Peej, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:30, closed)

I'm not thinking at all, love.
I'm barely even reading your responses.
(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:12, closed)