like you Pooflake
but you seem to be acting like a twunt
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:33, 1 reply)

I'm sorry everybody, you're quite right...

For the past few months I have taken to lurking as I just couldn't bring myself to posting anything for fear of the backlash. *cue backlash*

However, today I've just come back from the pub...I'm a bit squiffy, and I thought I would have a pop back for a change.

I'll climb back into my hole now...bear it no mind.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:37, closed)

it didn't really go as planned did it
You complete spastic
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:40, closed)

You're right...

I was expecting your sycophantic group of suck-butts to come in and help you out. Notable by their absence. Perhaps they’re too busy waving banners about the next time you get stepped, or possibly not giving a quendering fuck about anything you ever say or do?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:56, closed)

It's probably because nobody gives a fuck about anything I type onto the internet. I've come to accept it and live with the terrible truth that it's all just words on a messageboard
You should give that a go, you might get less upset then
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:05, closed)

TOO LATE!...

*cries and flounces off to real life*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:16, closed)