My sympathies. Last week, we were looking at two different types of wardrobe.
I started adding up the parts we'd need to buy to fit our bedroom.

Apparently I was adding numbers up on purpose to make the price look bigger.

I think she also resents me for my firm grasp on Euclidean geometry, instead of the hyper-spatial fantasies she has for fitting fucking inappropriately huge furniture into tiny rooms.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 10:42, 1 reply)

You heartless bastard.
Why couldn't you just let her pick the wrong one and then take the blame for her choice later on when somehow it would of course have become your fault because you 'didn't add up the numbers' . I believe that this is the traditional technique when shopping with a woman.

Oh, and don't forget to allow for the fourteen hundred fucking cushions that she will need to make the room seem even more jam packed.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:48, closed)