ringofyre and TMT should totes get it on.
TMT would love being wheelbarrowed by Ringo. They make a lovely couple.

Legless could be a stunt cock, just standing there stating the obvious as if it's prized, specialist information: "Ringo- you need to hold him by the calves!, cheers"

RL is a cunt, screenies, I am RL's sockpuppet etc etc.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 10:38, 1 reply)

Oh.
Bless.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 22 Jul 2012, 11:51, closed)

did you take screenies of that, you know, in case I delete?
You could present them as prime facie evidence against me in a court of internet justice. We all know how important B3ta is in real life, right?

Hell, maybe you could even email my boss to tell him I've been disparaging on the internet. I'm sure he'll fire me, so I'd have to leave my compliance job and go wipe arses for a living. You're such a perfect example of how to live a life, I want to be just like you.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 12:23, closed)

Angry internet cunt
is angry.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 22 Jul 2012, 12:43, closed)

He got you good and proper by implying that you might enjoy homosexual relations, though. I used to love jokes like that, when I was about eight years old.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 12:45, closed)

I sure did, didn't I?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 12:53, closed)

no, I was lying - you're just coming across as a toothless, derivative cunt
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 12:56, closed)

oh man.
You really zinged me hard there. Imma gon totes quit B3ta. You definitely beat me.

:'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 13:05, closed)

no loss, really - but before you go, give me a second just to try out your cutting-edge humour, see if I can carry it off -

LOL UR GAY LOLOLOL U BUMDER!!!!1!!1
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 13:08, closed)

Your talents are wasted on here HP, shouldn't you be your study wrestling with the first stanza of your latest epic poem
chop chop you've only got another two years to craft it
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 13:13, closed)

Belm more, lil' fella
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 13:16, closed)

you got it bbz.
I'm so proud.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 13:16, closed)

I'm not angry, I'm amused at your internet self-importance.
Did you really email AB's boss? That's a really dickheaded thing to do.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 12:53, closed)

No I think AB suspected another b3tan
I just think AB doesn't realise that interfering with corpses is wrong.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 22 Jul 2012, 19:14, closed)

not everything written on B3ta is true.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 19:48, closed)

Evidently.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:01, closed)