I suppose these cunts think they are daring,
but their comments are utterly wearing
Devoid of real wit,
their repetitive shit
makes B3ta barely worth baring.
--
You're a seasoned old poster the young man said,
and your critique's exceedingly shite
and yet you're consistently filling the board,
with something that's not quite insight.
--
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:16, 12 replies)

You illiterate fuck.
/ac
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:41, closed)

alliterate surely?
You laborious lolling labial lumpectomy.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:56, closed)

"baring"
Not to mention the primary school clumsiness of your verse.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:09, closed)

fucksocks
Yup. Fair cop :D Fucking phone and fat fingers. It also tried "beating" which seems strangely appropriate.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:24, closed)

You're blaming your phone for your special needs schoolchild writing style?
Fair play.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:30, closed)

Lolz, you cheeky scamp.

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:56, closed)

I should almost certainly be banned.
In clumsy rhyme.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:58, closed)

I can't help feeling you've already tried that yourself today.

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 23:14, closed)

*bearing
you illiterate locked-ward cretin.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:14, closed)

Well I should review before posting, y' got me there.
But I have the knowledge I'll never be you to console me.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:26, closed)

Well I like it
Don't often see pastiches of Lewis Carroll - even if he was a bit of an early Gary Glitterite.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 10:37, closed)

Poor tortured Charles.
His thoughts on Rugby school have echoes of this place. I paraphrase a little here.
"I cannot say ... that any earthly considerations would induce me to go through my three years again . I can honestly say that if I could have been secure from those cunts on QOTW, the hardships of the daily life would have been comparative trifles to bear."
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:07, closed)