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Pooster says: "When we were younger my little brother had a tantrum which ended when he threw a fork and it stuck in my other brother's cheek for a bit." Tell us your tales of screaming kids, and adults acting like children.

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:48)
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I suppose these cunts think they are daring,
but their comments are utterly wearing
Devoid of real wit,
their repetitive shit
makes B3ta barely worth baring.
You're a seasoned old poster the young man said,
and your critique's exceedingly shite
and yet you're consistently filling the board,
with something that's not quite insight.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:16, 12 replies)
You illiterate fuck.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:41, closed)
alliterate surely?
You laborious lolling labial lumpectomy.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:56, closed)
Not to mention the primary school clumsiness of your verse.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:09, closed)
Yup. Fair cop :D Fucking phone and fat fingers. It also tried "beating" which seems strangely appropriate.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:24, closed)
You're blaming your phone for your special needs schoolchild writing style?
Fair play.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:30, closed)
Lolz, you cheeky scamp.

(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:56, closed)
I should almost certainly be banned.
In clumsy rhyme.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:58, closed)
I can't help feeling you've already tried that yourself today.

(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 23:14, closed)
you illiterate locked-ward cretin.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:14, closed)
Well I should review before posting, y' got me there.
But I have the knowledge I'll never be you to console me.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:26, closed)
Well I like it
Don't often see pastiches of Lewis Carroll - even if he was a bit of an early Gary Glitterite.
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 10:37, closed)
Poor tortured Charles.
His thoughts on Rugby school have echoes of this place. I paraphrase a little here.
"I cannot say ... that any earthly considerations would induce me to go through my three years again . I can honestly say that if I could have been secure from those cunts on QOTW, the hardships of the daily life would have been comparative trifles to bear."
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:07, closed)

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