I used to enjoy this board
Of humorous stories a hoard,
But the laughter has faded,
The tales seem jaded,
This jocular boxer's been floored.

So what can we do,
To improve this brew,
To turn the scale back up,

Try a short dittie,
Some might be quite shitty,
But one might just win the cup.

I hope it will work,
Or I'll feel a jerk,
And have resort to extolling,

The virtues of sheds,
Accords and drug threads,
And even turn to some trolling.

So don't give me grief,
I tried to be brief,
I might have got carried away,

I think I will stop,
Must learn photoshop,
And on the main board I can stay.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:19, Reply)