
Pooster says: "When we were younger my little brother had a tantrum which ended when he threw a fork and it stuck in my other brother's cheek for a bit." Tell us your tales of screaming kids, and adults acting like children.
( , Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:48)
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it's as dull as you dressing as optimus prime and sticking a bottle up your arse as part of your porn monthly special
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:19, 1 reply)

but seriously, you post about me more than you post about anything else. It's emvee this and emvee that every week. I'm glad that I bring meaning to your shallow existence and you clearly like to think about me in a sexual way (as evidenced by your post above) but this whole internet stalker thing is a bit old hat now, surely? Do you really have nothing better to do than sit wanking at your keyboard thinking that you've somehow annoyed me?
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:23, closed)

You're the only plank on b3ta to admit to having an optimus prime fetish. That's a gift that'll just keep on giving.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:28, closed)

Are you really so dense as to think that I'd be embarrassed about it? Is this some weird game where I post how cripplingly stupid you are and then you prove me right?
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:34, closed)

hit me up with a link, I've gotta see this
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:38, closed)
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