Auto-fellatio party
This wasn't strictly a teenage party, as there were people old enough to buy alcohol. I was one of the older ones, having just finished university and ended up in the lucrative field of security guarding. Coming home late one Saturday night, I remembered my friends were having a party. Still in my uniform, I decided to stop by.

By the time I got there, the place had been drunk dry, and it was too late to buy more. Nobody really paid attention to my uniform, luckily. I could've had a lot more fun with it in retrospect.

I ended up in a room downstairs where I witnessed a few of my friends snorting coke. One of my friends told us he could auto-fellate himself, and we egged him to prove it. He made us agree to some terms: it would be in another room, and only a limited number of spectators could witness it. Oddly he didn't have any problem allowing the guy with the video camera. Also, I came along, being the only sober guy there, I guess as a chaperone.

He was high on coke and couldn't get an erection, so he had to stretch it up to his mouth. The true secret to auto-fellatio is in the upper back, I learnt. He was hunched over pretty far.

When I saw, I was so repulsed I slammed my head into the drywall, putting a good sized dent into it. The guy videotaping it managed to capture this.

For months after, people would come up to me and say "Man, I saw the video. That was insane! You nearly put your head through the wall." Somehow the fact that a guy was putting his limp penis in his mouth didn't leave a lasting impression.

People would say "Yeah, but that's just him. We expect that sort of thing from him. But YOu, though..."
(racetraitor has an alibi for, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 11:04, Reply)