Teenage PartiesAh, the heady days when catering consisted of a crate of lager and some vodka illicitly extracted by whoever looked oldest, decoration consisted of removing any breakable furniture and the morning after was just the morning and not the rest of the week.
Tell us who you snogged, where you threw up and who just would not leave.
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chthonic, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:20)
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I did a poo in the bath. I didn't "have" to.I was 16. The parents were on holiday. My brother who is 5 years older had a party for him & his close friends & lots of booze was drunk with the usual tom-foolery. Keith passed out and had "TWAT" written on his forehead for instance. All good fun.
Until the next morning when my brother wakes me up with a confused look on his face & asks why there is poo in the bath. Not an unreasonable question I suppose. Luckily it was quite a solid one & easy to transfer to the toilet, the natural habitat of poo.
I am now a 29 year old Accountant and my brother is a 34 year old IT consultant, but that party is still referred to as the night I did a poo in the bath which I would rather he didn't do as people tend to start attaching certain 'labels' to me when they find out, I mean;
You drink one pint of beer & you're not an 'alcoholic',
You have one toke on a joint and it doesn’t make you a 'drug addict',
But you shit in the bath once...
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 11:44,
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