Teenage PartiesAh, the heady days when catering consisted of a crate of lager and some vodka illicitly extracted by whoever looked oldest, decoration consisted of removing any breakable furniture and the morning after was just the morning and not the rest of the week.
Tell us who you snogged, where you threw up and who just would not leave.
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chthonic, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:20)
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Christmas Tree?A girl I know threw a fairly large party a while back. It was OK, plenty of booze (raided from the parents) food, crisps and music. We all get very silly, to the point where im laughing my tits off and pulling leaves of trees high above. Im holding a large clump of leaves when one of my friends dares me to eat one. 'Sure, Im bravado!' I slur, and chomp away happily at one.
Ten minutes later im on my knees in the front garden, calling for huey and coating a tree in a foetid red/green mess. This goes on for a while, I mean my colon was chipping in as well. I stand up, a little too fast, and chunder up the horrible cocktail all over this tree, stagger off and fall asleep.
The only explanation i can find is that other people followed my example, because the next day I wake up to find the tree PLASTERED in a rainbow display of vom, from about a metre up to a nice ring around the base. Ive been called christmas tree since :)
(, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 12:32, Reply)
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