Condomfest!
We used to have cracking parties back at school. Usually they would involve someone ending up in hospital or the police coming to chuck people out, but one party stood out over all.

It was our mate's 16th birthday party and his parents were allowing him to have it at home whilst they went out for the night. Earlier in the day, this guy had sneaked into a gay bar and nicked a bowl of anal condoms from somehwere in the place. Halfway through the party, he brings out this bowl, rips most of them open and throws them round the place to be used as balloons. i'm talkin at least a hundred.

People start blowing them up, hiding them in the kettle and everywhere else they can put them, and then everyone buggers off, leaving the four of us who are staying the night to clear the mess up in half an hour before his parents came home.

Well, mum and dad come home to find us with a binbag full of condoms, and several of her prized ornaments with rubber hats on. She threw us out, and all we could hear from inside the house was "Do you know how much it costs for a twelve pack of these???"

He was never allowed another party...

EDIT: and they never found the one in the kettle until after they'd had a cup of tea in the morning...
( Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 15:26, Reply)