Teenage PartiesAh, the heady days when catering consisted of a crate of lager and some vodka illicitly extracted by whoever looked oldest, decoration consisted of removing any breakable furniture and the morning after was just the morning and not the rest of the week.
Tell us who you snogged, where you threw up and who just would not leave.
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chthonic, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:20)
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I'm not nice.Ah yes, one party at the age of 17.
A couple of our friends had got off with each other, before passing out drunk, cuddled up nice and cosy. when I see clean lines, I want to scrawl all over them with permanent marker.
As such, me and some mates gathered all the booze bottles, and arranged them around the pair, before taking a condom, spitting in it, and tucking it halfway out the boy's trousers.
Que hysterical screaming and tears upon awakening.
It was great.
(, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 16:26, Reply)
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