Teenage PartiesAh, the heady days when catering consisted of a crate of lager and some vodka illicitly extracted by whoever looked oldest, decoration consisted of removing any breakable furniture and the morning after was just the morning and not the rest of the week.
Tell us who you snogged, where you threw up and who just would not leave.
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chthonic, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:20)
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arrr maani was at work a little while ago and i gets a phone call from my good mate the jack myster and hes saying guess who we just saw i was like do what son who did u see. "that claire bird" o rite was that fun "no shes the most disgusting thing i have ever laid eyes upon" o fuck kicked the wall basically i drank the best part of a crate of strong bow and got of with the most hippopotomous looking girl your would ever see think gremlins but more ugly and really really fat. beer goggles all the way thing is i was telling her she was bea-u-ti-ful all night till i got my cock in her mouth.
(, Fri 14 Apr 2006, 19:05, Reply)
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