Teenage Parties
Ah, the heady days when catering consisted of a crate of lager and some vodka illicitly extracted by whoever looked oldest, decoration consisted of removing any breakable furniture and the morning after was just the morning and not the rest of the week.
Tell us who you snogged, where you threw up and who just would not leave.
( , Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:20)
Ah, the heady days when catering consisted of a crate of lager and some vodka illicitly extracted by whoever looked oldest, decoration consisted of removing any breakable furniture and the morning after was just the morning and not the rest of the week.
Tell us who you snogged, where you threw up and who just would not leave.
( , Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:20)
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We were fifteen
Screaming at one another how much we wanted to fuck one another very graphically and calling one another cunts at the top of our voices we were having a whale of a time. I was fooled into drinking Appletiser (no alcohol, just fuck loads of sugar) with green paintbrush water in it, to which I responded with a flurry of cursing and threw a frisbee at someone.
That someone was a five year old in the middle of a packed public park at about 2PM during the summer holidays.
I didn't snog anyone. I didn't throw up. But I left faster than sound.
And I didn't get my frisbee back! Thiefs!
( , Sat 15 Apr 2006, 15:06, Reply)
Screaming at one another how much we wanted to fuck one another very graphically and calling one another cunts at the top of our voices we were having a whale of a time. I was fooled into drinking Appletiser (no alcohol, just fuck loads of sugar) with green paintbrush water in it, to which I responded with a flurry of cursing and threw a frisbee at someone.
That someone was a five year old in the middle of a packed public park at about 2PM during the summer holidays.
I didn't snog anyone. I didn't throw up. But I left faster than sound.
And I didn't get my frisbee back! Thiefs!
( , Sat 15 Apr 2006, 15:06, Reply)
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