Small gathering...
Of three including myself. After consuming goodness knows how much cheap vodka and white wine at a friend's the story goes like this..

My two friends spilt their white wine on the laminate flooring, and decided to 'swim' in the wine. I let them get on with it and just chuckled to myself.

Carly tumbled all the way down her stairs, landing in a heap at the bottom, and stayed there crying and hugging her dog for half an hour.

We ventured into the back garden where one fell on top of a pile of glass bottles...alerting her neighbour..thankfully he came over and helped us get her in the house as by this point she couldn't walk.

Next came the vomiting of course, cue basin for one. Of course everything was fine until they both needed to spew at the same time, and them being too drunk to walk, couldn't make it to the toilet..they both had their heads in one bowl, this horrible combination of two people's vomit turning red. Both fighting for the bowl, it tipped and went all over the floor..and so enters the dog to eat it up.

Stephanie made it up the stairs to the toilet, I made sure she had water..she threw up in the pint glass, vomit and water cascading everywhere, up the wall and on the cream carpet at the top of the stairs.

I then go downstairs to find Carly lying on her kitchen floor in her own vomit, choking. Me to the rescue again! God knows how I managed to put the two of them to bed and clean the whole house before enjoying some wine to myself before her brother got in at 6am.

They woke up with absolutely no idea what happened the night before.

And myself, woke up miraculously with no hangover and a clear memory of everything that had happened.
(fabulouslycrazylady, Sat 15 Apr 2006, 23:54, Reply)