Teenage PartiesAh, the heady days when catering consisted of a crate of lager and some vodka illicitly extracted by whoever looked oldest, decoration consisted of removing any breakable furniture and the morning after was just the morning and not the rest of the week.
Tell us who you snogged, where you threw up and who just would not leave.
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chthonic, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:20)
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His mum must have been gagging for itAt a mates house about 3 years ago (making me 15/16) it was all going as usual. I had 2 litre of rum a mate brought me back from the Dominican Republic - for about £3 - and others had their beverages so much was conusmed.
Anyway, couple guys are in his mum's room doing the usual of downloading the most obscene porn ever (the usual...or just my mates?). Anyway they wanted a blank disc and asked the party-thrower who pointed them towards his mum's drawer. In they go.
I am currently in the living room and here much laughter and they should us in. As I walk into the room this puple dildo was thrust in my face.
I don't mean a normal, comfertable number but this MASSIVE purple thing with vains etc.
The rest of the night was spent slapping anyone who fell asleep with it and finding batteries for the vibration to work (interesting to note during this search we also found her stockings/garters etc).
His maw seemed to be up for anything!
(, Sun 16 Apr 2006, 0:58, Reply)
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