Teenage PartiesAh, the heady days when catering consisted of a crate of lager and some vodka illicitly extracted by whoever looked oldest, decoration consisted of removing any breakable furniture and the morning after was just the morning and not the rest of the week.
Tell us who you snogged, where you threw up and who just would not leave.
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chthonic, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:20)
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On the night of a pub crawl and extensive in-house partyingmy friend Matt spied a bright pink bottle of "just add ice" strawberry daquiri mix and asked me if bad things would happen if he drank it straight. I grinned and said GOOD things would happen if he did so. He happily drank the entire bottle before heading out on the pub crawl and adding many other beverages on top of it.
Fast forward to 3AM, and Matt wakes me with violent wretching noises from the bathroom. I went in to check on him, and asked if he was alright. He said he woke up and projected hot pink vomit all over his bedroom, and in the drunken stumbling to get out of bed and into the bathroom he knocked over a can of white paint (he had recently painted his bedroom) and had to walk through it. He had tracked it all through the hallway and into the bathroom. Upon hearing this I burst into a fit of loud, uncontrollable laughter. I went back to bed and every time he got up to be sick again, I laughed more.
In the morning I found him sitting in an armchair in the living room, picking white paint and pink gobs off his feet. I assured him that good things did in fact happen as a result of his drinking the pink potion.
(, Sun 16 Apr 2006, 6:26, Reply)
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