new years eve stupidity
i was having a shit new years eve spending it with my parents. untill i get a phone call from stephen the ginger cunt. come to jersy farm theres a shit load of partys bring some booze. so i gets my mum to give me a lift to jersy farm and get her to run into the offi and get me a load of cans. my buddies all all very very fucked by time i arrive so i try to catch up with them. next thing i know its 5 in the morning and im walking round some crazy arsed village ive never been to before with no shoes on my very expensive phone has a big old cracked screen my brand new hoodie is wrecked and i have various cuts i can see and various ones that i cant. i try to call my ginger cunt friend stephen to see where he is and more importantly where i am. so im on the phone to him "stephen where are u" "i dont no tom my feet are freezing ive lost my shoes" i tell you if i wasnt scared of getting hypothermia i would have laughed my nuts off. woke up in the morning with no shoes broked phone ruined hoddy big old cut on my forehead where apparently i smashed my face into a wall and sick allover my favourite t shirt. best new years eve ever the stuff of legends
(fwack bang on it, Tue 18 Apr 2006, 13:44, Reply)