Teenage PartiesAh, the heady days when catering consisted of a crate of lager and some vodka illicitly extracted by whoever looked oldest, decoration consisted of removing any breakable furniture and the morning after was just the morning and not the rest of the week.
Tell us who you snogged, where you threw up and who just would not leave.
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chthonic, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:20)
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My Little Brother.........was the king of teenage parties.
I got a phone call from him at uni asking me for money (oh how I laughed). When I asked him where all the money my parents had left him while they were in Australia had gone, he said "I spent it on my party" I told him to go and eat at his mates.
My parents get back from Australia and phone me to tell me what he had been up to....
1. On the day of the party a new carpet was delivered (all rolled up and polythened)
2. He raced the hamster down it.
3. Hamster wouldn't come out, so him and his mates flicked fags at it.
4. Hamster still wouldn't come out, so they tipped a can of lager down there to flush him out.
5. New carpet is something a tramp wouldn't sleep on.
My parents still cried when he moved out, wetwipes!
(, Tue 18 Apr 2006, 14:15, Reply)
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