Teenage PartiesAh, the heady days when catering consisted of a crate of lager and some vodka illicitly extracted by whoever looked oldest, decoration consisted of removing any breakable furniture and the morning after was just the morning and not the rest of the week.
Tell us who you snogged, where you threw up and who just would not leave.
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chthonic, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:20)
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2pI used to have a party trick. After a few drinks I would inevitably ask, "How many 2p coins have we got between us?" After collecting a good supply, I would start slipping the coins inside my foreskin one by one. The first time I tried it I got seventeen 2p coins in there. A few months later I tried it again and managed to get an extra five in. Twenty-two 2p coins. That's a foreskin coinage of 44p.
It was usually profitable, too, because the people who surrendered their coins for the cause rarely wanted them back once the deed was done. It always caused a great deal of mirth when we would go to the pub after a bout of tuppence trickery, order a round and then offload a handful of change to the unwitting bar staff. "Do you mind if I give you a load of shrapnel, mate?"
You have to take care, though. It can nip a bit if you're not careful.
I haven't tried it for several years. I wonder if I can stretch as far as the 50p mark?
There's only one way to find out!
(, Tue 18 Apr 2006, 14:40, Reply)
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