Teenage PartiesAh, the heady days when catering consisted of a crate of lager and some vodka illicitly extracted by whoever looked oldest, decoration consisted of removing any breakable furniture and the morning after was just the morning and not the rest of the week.
Tell us who you snogged, where you threw up and who just would not leave.
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chthonic, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:20)
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Check the uniform colourWas lazing in the hot tub with my mate, in his first rental in Miami. Half a dozen of us there, with enough booze and ganja for a few hours. It was a public hot tub for the complex, and hours posted as "Closed after 10:00 pm".
At 11 or so, the rent-a-cop security guard comes by and tells us to leave. My mate looks at us and says "She does this all the time - she's kewl", and ignores her. She leaves. "She'll be back in an hour or so, we'll leave then" he says.
We smoke another spliff. Another sixer later, she's back. Tells us to leave. My mate replies "We'll be out when we're ready". A male voice replies "Well, if you're not ready right fast, we'll all head downtown to discuss this.".
I turn around and notice that one of them is not in uniform - she's wearing dark blue, and he's wearing tan.
Shite. Miami City cop - not a rent-a-cop.
I stand up very calmly, aplogise to both of them, the rest of us grab our host and the cooler etc, and leave very quickly. I wait til we're back in his apartment and explain to my mate what we just escaped from. Booze = Illegal in hot tub. Ganja = Illegal in city (really). But we left without them confiscating either.
The next time we used the hot tub, we were out of there by 10:01. Never saw her again either.
(, Tue 18 Apr 2006, 20:29, Reply)
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