Teenage PartiesAh, the heady days when catering consisted of a crate of lager and some vodka illicitly extracted by whoever looked oldest, decoration consisted of removing any breakable furniture and the morning after was just the morning and not the rest of the week.
Tell us who you snogged, where you threw up and who just would not leave.
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chthonic, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:20)
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Commodore 64 midi musicWent to this house party. Knew a few people who were coming, but not the hosts that well.
Get there, and a female friend had this petrified expression on her face. Later she told us that was the first time in her life she was really glad to see us.
Turns out the bloke sitting next to her was trying to woo her with tales of his hobbies, and his main hobby was collecting fax machines.
That's right he had a whole room full of "classic" fax machines.
Okay slightly strange, time to get liquored up.
Next up, the host turns out to be a fan of Commodore 64 midi music. You ever tried to get your groove on to the theme from "Last Ninja" blaring in tinny music?
A clanger of a party, but my ride home isn't ready to go yet. So get talking to another bloke. Turns out he is moving out of the place he just moved into. Why? The place isn't big enough to house his star wars collection.
Bad enough right? No it would have been okay if this was a _teenage_ party, but they were all around 30.
(, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:53, Reply)
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