Teenage Poetry
Hormones and rhyming dictionaries seem to go together. Let's celebrate this by publishing the poems you wrote as a teenager.
( , Thu 11 Aug 2005, 14:49)
Hormones and rhyming dictionaries seem to go together. Let's celebrate this by publishing the poems you wrote as a teenager.
( , Thu 11 Aug 2005, 14:49)
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Ladies and Gentlemen....
...I give you the classic - Cadbury Avenue!
Nice and round just like a peach
Grasping hard but just can't reach
Belly button nice and deep
You make me think of Meryl Streep
With my finger nice and purt
Raff (wtf???) my willy
Make it hurt
Now that you have drank my milk
I feel like flopping out
I wipe my willy on your curtain
I've touched your shit now that's for certain
Your tits are flopped out in plain view
Take it one more time up Cadbury Avenue.
Worringly, I recorded this and let others listen. I'm glowing red now just typing it.
( , Thu 11 Aug 2005, 16:54, Reply)
...I give you the classic - Cadbury Avenue!
Nice and round just like a peach
Grasping hard but just can't reach
Belly button nice and deep
You make me think of Meryl Streep
With my finger nice and purt
Raff (wtf???) my willy
Make it hurt
Now that you have drank my milk
I feel like flopping out
I wipe my willy on your curtain
I've touched your shit now that's for certain
Your tits are flopped out in plain view
Take it one more time up Cadbury Avenue.
Worringly, I recorded this and let others listen. I'm glowing red now just typing it.
( , Thu 11 Aug 2005, 16:54, Reply)
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