Me mate Murph comes out with these reguarly,
I don't know if he came up with them himself, but i think he probably did.

Tits 'o Lovely Tits
Dave, he takes them,
and he covers them in Jism.

(Thats ace as you can insert your own name)

And the immortal:

You can tell by the stench that there's trouble in the trench,
When the time of the month comes round,
You can tell by her moaning that she's dripping hemoglobin,
When the time of the month comes round.

Teenage... he is a teenager stuck in a 4 foot 30 year old man.
( nnnndave, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 17:51, Reply)