Roger
I'm guessing someone else has posted the James Blunt Lyrics by now as an example of bad Sixth Form Poetry?

I guess I'll have to post something genuine.

I went through a phase as a kid where I was really into Roger McGough so I wrote something that sounded like him. Years later I freekishly remembered it when reading some of his stuff on a teaching course I was doing.

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, Let down my tyres,
smashed all the windows and started small fires
in the glove box & boot of my brand new sports car.
Rapunzel, Rapunzel - You Have Gone Too Far!"
( NLi10 lurker - 10yrs & counting..., Fri 12 Aug 2005, 11:01, Reply)