Teenage Poetry
Hormones and rhyming dictionaries seem to go together. Let's celebrate this by publishing the poems you wrote as a teenager.
( , Thu 11 Aug 2005, 14:49)
Hormones and rhyming dictionaries seem to go together. Let's celebrate this by publishing the poems you wrote as a teenager.
( , Thu 11 Aug 2005, 14:49)
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Romance
I used to go out with this girl who for some reason thought I was the romantic poetic type - despite an absolute lack of evidence that I was anything of the sort, and plenty to suggest I clearly wasn't.
She bugged me for months to write her a love poem and wouldn't let it go. So, finally, I conceded and penned the following. As I handed it to her the expression of delight on her poor little face lit up the room like a hundred watt bulb. The poem read -
"Look at the stoat.
He is a goat."
Her expression then changed somewhat.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2005, 11:03, Reply)
I used to go out with this girl who for some reason thought I was the romantic poetic type - despite an absolute lack of evidence that I was anything of the sort, and plenty to suggest I clearly wasn't.
She bugged me for months to write her a love poem and wouldn't let it go. So, finally, I conceded and penned the following. As I handed it to her the expression of delight on her poor little face lit up the room like a hundred watt bulb. The poem read -
"Look at the stoat.
He is a goat."
Her expression then changed somewhat.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2005, 11:03, Reply)
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