Not really poetry but...
I wrote this as part of a 19 page rant a few years back:
The Falkland Islands coat of arms is a sheep rampant in lingerie on a blue background. The Motto is “Desire The Riches�. The National Anthem, music for washboard and banjo by Benjamin Benjamin and words scrawled by Benjamin Ben Benjaminson is as follows:

See our lovely Islands, and all the precious things,
There’s lots of sheep, lovely sheep, and also cute penguins,
We are all related, related one and all,
Benjamin’s a common name, it’s what everyone’s called.

Chorus

Are we local? Yes we are,
The localest locals by far.

The Falklands are a lovely place, a lovely place to live,
With lots of stunning views, and wildlife to frolick with,
Us Islanders are a friendly race, especially with our relations,
The Argentine we won’t forgive, we’ll have no immigration.

Repeat Chorus

End





apologies to anyone from the Falklands
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 12 Aug 2005, 12:03, Reply)