I Have No Arse.

I once rode a pure white horse,
Over fields of grass.
Stupid me forgot the saddle,
And now I have no arse.

The doctors tried their hardest,
To save my anal fate.
But alas, their work was to no avail,
And they had to amputate.

Living life with no buttocks,
Is no fun at all.
Can't sit down to save my life,
Why is life so cruel?

My poo comes out in all directions,
I have no faecal aim.
I am nothing but a big fat loser,
In life's rectal game.


/not teenage but it's a crap QOTW so I don't care.
(ShadowTail, Fri 12 Aug 2005, 14:18, Reply)