We had to do Haikus.
About the only ones I remember are;

"Hot baths are better
than showers, as showers get
comics soaking wet."

And one about a friend of mine who had rather prominent eyeballs;

"Joel is a goldfish.
Some day his eyes will explode.
He lives in Chesham"

It was really a shame that they didn't tell us Haikus should feature a season.
(Glis, Fri 12 Aug 2005, 16:12, Reply)