6th Form English Lessons
Two poems written during english when I was 17 about my mates who sat next to me. Found in an old clip file in my loft last year.

Dean:

Dean,
Deany Dean.
Deany Deany Deanity Dean.
How marvellous it must have been
To have your parents name you Dean.
And I wonder if you've ever seen
A lima bean or a naked queen?
And do you ever use Mr Sheen
To keep your house so nice and clean?
Well Dean?
Do you want to join the team?
Dean?

Craig:

Craig.
Craigy.
Craigy McCraig O'Craig Craigahan.
You are a big twat.
But not fat.
Or in a hat.
You don't work in Badats,
Or like to fuck cats.
But you are a big twat.
Bjat, bjat bjat.
Twat.

Oooo, the wit and mastery of the text is sublime(ly fuckwitted).
(daverule Poobumwobblebottynobnobsex, Sun 14 Aug 2005, 14:40, Reply)