Teenage PoetryHormones and rhyming dictionaries seem to go together. Let's celebrate this by publishing the poems you wrote as a teenager.
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chthonic, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 14:49)
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DubaiIn my first week as a fresher at university we had a big piss-up dinner and during the dinner there was a competition where each table had to come up with a limerick that began with "There was a young fresher..." They also said it could be a bit racy if we wanted. This was ours:
There was a young fresher from Dubai
Who munched on his bird's hairy pie.
Her lips were so wide
He couldn't keep it inside
So instead he just spoffed in her eye.
We won the competition and got some bucks fizz. Imagine our delight.
(, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 11:08, Reply)
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