Teenage Poetry
Hormones and rhyming dictionaries seem to go together. Let's celebrate this by publishing the poems you wrote as a teenager.
( , Thu 11 Aug 2005, 14:49)
Hormones and rhyming dictionaries seem to go together. Let's celebrate this by publishing the poems you wrote as a teenager.
( , Thu 11 Aug 2005, 14:49)
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Not My Pancreas
Why, oh why, oh why
Do the girls not talk to me?
Is it my ears? They droop. The lobes are prominent
Like bulbous, fleshy eardogs.
Is it my eyes. My piercing, grey-blue eyes. They stare
At children.
Is it my nose? It is large but not unsightly.
The bridge is formidable.
Is it my hair, all lank and chewy?
It reeks of uncles. Naughty, naughty uncles.
Is it my heart? It is brown and beats like puppies.
Puppies bouncing off an anvil.
Is it my legs? My hefty, bovine legs?
The knees are like udders.
Is it my pancreas? No. That is my greatest asset,
Yet it hides within my torso and mocks me from within.
Is it my chin? It juts downward towards hell
As though showing me my destiny.
Is it my glans?
Yes. It is my glans.
( , Mon 15 Aug 2005, 17:09, Reply)
Why, oh why, oh why
Do the girls not talk to me?
Is it my ears? They droop. The lobes are prominent
Like bulbous, fleshy eardogs.
Is it my eyes. My piercing, grey-blue eyes. They stare
At children.
Is it my nose? It is large but not unsightly.
The bridge is formidable.
Is it my hair, all lank and chewy?
It reeks of uncles. Naughty, naughty uncles.
Is it my heart? It is brown and beats like puppies.
Puppies bouncing off an anvil.
Is it my legs? My hefty, bovine legs?
The knees are like udders.
Is it my pancreas? No. That is my greatest asset,
Yet it hides within my torso and mocks me from within.
Is it my chin? It juts downward towards hell
As though showing me my destiny.
Is it my glans?
Yes. It is my glans.
( , Mon 15 Aug 2005, 17:09, Reply)
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