Night terrors
I had quite a few sleeping problems as a child and I put it down to this incident.

I must have been about 3 years old. The call of nature took me and I popped down the hallway to relieve myself. It was dark down the far end where the bathroom was.

I did my business, and was about to open the door to the hall when I heard:

Voice: Ooooooh (said in a ghostly/spooky kind of way).

Me: ...

Voice: Ooooooh (louder).

Me: I'm J..j..james b..b..bond and I've got a g..g...gun

Voice: ARGGHHHH!

Me: MUMMY! (Terrified).

I pegged it back into the lounge and hid behind the sofa only to be followed by my mum in fits of laughter. It was a cruel trick and I was utterly terrified, but then I would have found it funny.

I had the last laugh though as I kept my parents awake with my broken sleep patterns for years.
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:55, 1 reply)

They fuck you up
your mum and dad
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:22, closed)