agreed
I think that is fairly crucial to the story. How do you end up dropping a wardrobe on someone?
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 7:33, 1 reply)

Three blokes all end up at the Pearly Gates at the same time so St. Peter begins interviewing them 1 by 1.
So he asks the 1st guy how he got there.
"I was suss on my wife for cheating on me so I came home early from work. Sure enough I found her alone but naked in bed and clearly having just had sex. I was so enraged that I picked up the closest thing to me, which happened to be the wardrobe and threw it out of the window but in doing so I slipped and fell out of the window myself and here I am."

St Peter asks the 2nd guy how he died.
"Well I was going for a walk and all of a sudden this huge wardrobe dropped out of the sky, fell on top of me and here I am."

St Peter approaches the 3rd guy and asks him how he came to be at The Pearly Gates.
"Well, I was sitting in this wardrobe minding my own business when..."
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 8:07, closed)