Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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REVENGE!I put pictures of their tits all over the web/uni campus so that their very strict catholic parents would find out that id been doing her all ways for ages despite warning me to stay away, but only after the bitch had gone mental and started seeing many many others behind my back!!!!!
also, if i recieve 5 requests, i shall reveal this in glorious self-incriminating detail! yay
6 now as of 4.15 pm all blokes tho....odd
SEE ABOVE!!
MANY THANKS FOR ALL THOSE WHO REQUESTED THE FULL STORY.
It shall appear of the morrow!
you sick bunch!
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 15:04, Reply)
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