Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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TemperAt school I had a proper temper - think hulk meets an angry bloke. It was a hair trigger temper at that - and it didn't take much to trip it off.
As I went to posh* boarding school this incident occured at night.
The class moron said something that I don't remember, but it infuriated me and I flipped.
I remember roaring like a mad, deranged, rabid, angry gorilla and storming in his direction. My friends knew of my temparment and they jumped on me to hold me down.
I was only ickle then but I was very, very strong (and angrier than a posessed, psychotic tiger) - about 6 of them were trying to hold me back and I was getting closer to my quarry.
The class moron realised at this point that I was rather angry and was cowering in the corner. I managed to shake off my captors and got to him just as my best friend managed to re-capture me.
Unfortunately for the class moron I had made it to him and was stood with my face right in his - the terror in his eyes was priceless, the anger in my eyes was clear, the fear exhibited by him was obvious and my best friend was saying "don't do it, it's not worth it".
I simply said in a calm voice - "Don't. Do it. Again." and walked away.
I believe he cried.
He never annoyed me again though.....
That tought the little slimy scrote.
* It wasn't posh - it was a forces boarding school...
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 15:21, Reply)
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