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Sammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.

One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.

ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."

What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?

(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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When i was young and immature (about 5 years ago) i went to a normal highschool like any other and had sandwiches for lunch, cheap and tasty, great. So, one day i cant find the sandwiches in my bag and go all day without food because i couldnt afford anything else. I found out later it was because a little scrotbag had hidden them during a lesson. I found the sandwiches and them left them in their nice bag behind a radiator for about 3 weeks. Wouldnt have been so bad if they were'nt tuna and mayo... so anyway, 3 weeks of maturing later and the things are rotten, seriously, ive worked on a dairy farm and not smelt things that bad. I proceed to leave the sandwiches in the scrotbag's bag. I say left, i opened the bag and smeared the sandwich over most of his things.
Yay for revenge :D
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 15:32, Reply)

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