Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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when I was growing upI really enjoyed karate. I started karate when I was 6, and when I was about 16 my younger brother(13) decided he wanted to pick a fight with me. He would be very nasty, say horrible things, punch and kick me, whatever he could think of to get into a fight.
I would never hit back, but each time he started I would warn him that one day I would hit him back.
Then one day I did. I punched him once, the only punch I have ever thrown outside of training. He fell over (it was a great punch!). He stood up.
He NEVER picked a fight with me again.
That taught him a lesson!
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 15:39, Reply)
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